The path between Columbia, Missouri and Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin is not a well travelled one, but I couldn’t be more satisfied with the results. Awards below.

Awards for Clint’s wedding –

Best post golf shot comment – Joey Bear for “Okey Dokey”
Best conversation starter – Bryan for “I’m just enjoying this beautiful webber.”
Best pick up line – Josh for “Hey!…You in the Green Dress”
Most Irrational Fear – Joey Bear for brandishing a butter knife as he walked through the streets of Sturgeon Bay alone.
Best food order – Joey Bear for his 4am omelet, then adding an appetizer sampler on the side.
Best name – Kelli with an i.
Best Contest – The color check. “Correct. Correct. Borderline. Eerrrrr.”
Best Introduction – “Hi Molly, I’m Duncan”
Best comment on attire – “Whatever grey pants.”
Best accessory – Schaber for showing up for golf in shin guards.
Best dance move – Joe getting stuck break dancing. Mike in Save a Horse Ride a Cowboy is a close second.
Most Well Bathed – Joey Bear for his two baths
Best ‘That’s what she Said’ – “Did I just hear fivesome?”

My only regret is Schaber didn’t thank us all for coming 10 plus times. View more pictures here. Stay classy.